SEMPER FI

future__marine @ 2006-02-10T17:55:00

2006-02-10T23:10:55Z

Please fill this out for me Be Honest Be Nice and Be Careful about what you say.

1. Who are you? ----
2. Are we friends? ----
3. When and how did we meet? ----
4. Have you ever had a crush on me? ----
5. Would you kiss me? ----
6. Give me a nickname and explain and it. -----
7. Describe me in 1 word. ---
8. What was your first impression? ----
9. Do you still think that way about me now? ---
10. What reminds you of me? ---
11. If you could give me anything what would it be? ----
12. How well do you know me? ----
13. When was the last time you saw me? ----
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? ----
15. Are you going to put this in your journal and see what I say about you? ----

What the F***

2006-02-03T23:33:05Z

Listen
I want to hear your opinion on Duane and Emily.
Emily wont listen to me so you guys/gals have to help me convince her that Duane does not deserve her.
She heard my opinion,
I stated my facts.

Hey did you hear about what Duane told Emily?

He said that if I don't stop hanging around Emily he was going to sue me for all I got.

Well if he does sue me I'll just counter-sue for Harassment.

I told Emily everything I know about him. I listed my reasons. This is exactly what I told her:

He's hit you.
He doesn't trust you.
You don't trust him.
He wants to sue your friend for harassment.
He doesn't like your friends.(me and cody)
He can't be trusted.
If he is, he shouldn't be.
He's cheated on you almost every time.

I mean come on this is getting ridiculous.
What they've been out 11-12 times.

I didn't mind it at first,
but now it is starting to piss me off!!!

That it I'm done
It's her life
If she wants to ruin it
I don't give a F***!

anyway you just told me that i don't have a chance.
so i don't care

future__marine @ 2006-01-12T13:56:00

2006-01-12T18:56:52Z

benjamin is a member of
Artists from the coffin

Create your own band name @ Quiz Meme

MY NAME

2006-01-12T18:52:48Z

Hey who knows what my name means?

here it is anyway

BENJAMIN
B	is for	Beautiful
E	is for	Exquisite
N	is for	Naughty
J	is for	Jealous
A	is for	Amazing
M	is for	Magnificent
I	is for	Impassioned
N	is for	Neglected

What Does Your Name Mean?

welcome back cj

2006-01-01T16:37:46Z

welcome back cj

where have u been?

i'm sure everbody missed you.

future__marine @ 2006-01-01T00:00:00

2005-12-31T20:08:38Z

5. 4. 3. 2. 1. happy new year!!!

wow...

2005-12-30T20:45:47Z

today.....so far has been a "good" day(if there is such a thing).

well let me tell u how it went so far; i woke up about 5:00 a.m. and got dressed. i went to practice at 9 and i did ok (well i had to wrestle a guy that is 150 lbs more than me). then i got a phone call from emily she said that dwane cheated on her w/ some goth chick and she broke up w/ him. alsome! maybe i have more of a chance, but probably not oh well no skin off my ass.

about 1 mandy called me on my way to lunch so i had to call her back we talked for about 5 min. but her phone died and i can't reach her so i don't care.

i'll post later and tell u how the rest of my day went.

bye

today's so boring

2005-12-29T19:29:02Z

today is so boring. cj and matt haven't posted anything in 8 days. so i've read everything on there lj 5 or 6 times. i keep emailing mandy but shes not replying.

in other news: for christmas this year i got my varsity jacket. i also got a new paintball gun and gear and i got alot of new cothes.

watch out boys and girls: bens got a gun and he's not afraid to use it.

wow

2005-12-28T00:52:41Z

i'm supprised that cj and matt are not writing at all since school has let out. i suspected they would have alot to say, since they don't shutup any other time.

what my birthday says about me.

2005-12-26T22:49:22Z

someone, who shall remained nameless(because i don't know who), emailed this to me.

Benny, this is what your birthday says about you.

December

Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egoistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

8hrs

2005-12-24T21:50:07Z

8hrs and counting.
what r u guys/gals doing 4 x-mas?

Happy Birthday!!!!

2005-12-21T17:51:00Z

happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me,
ahh.... i hate that damn song.

bth no one siad happy birthday to me.
so i had to tell them all what 2day was.

confusia

2005-12-20T16:22:26Z

Confusia say, man go to bed with ichy butt wake up with smelly finger.

lol

This weekend sucks!!

2005-12-19T15:53:04Z

this weekend i went to two wrestling tournaments and i only won 2/5 of my matches. on top of that i lost my voice at the first one and i can't seem to find it. lol can you help me?

The Horse this year......

2005-12-15T16:06:39Z

For the Horse, this will be the year of amorous influences. They will have a very hard time resisting their desire to indulge in love affairs. Their close ones will find it extremely difficult to keep them on the straight and narrow to avoid annoying complications. 'Love, love, when thou holdst us, one can say: good-bye, prudence!' as La Fontaine wrote. This will exactly be the case with the Horse! The only advice that one can give the Horse is to weigh the pros and the cons carefully before embarking on any amorous adventure. Wisdom tells us not act like the dog that lets go of the prey for its shadow. It'll be up to them to choose!

today's horoscope for Sagittarius

2005-12-15T16:04:47Z

You've mastered a certain technique, but your peers haven't. While you have nothing left to do but further develop your expertise, they're trying to comprehend the basics. Strike out and experiment with what you've learned.

wow i'm confused i think this isn't for me. do u?

today

2005-12-15T00:59:08Z

today.....SUCKS. i hate school and i hate my life the only thing good about today is i only have to put up with it for 1 more week(168 hours). till two weeks off.

Have fun ordering pizza!

2005-12-14T16:39:03Z

1. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. When they ask for your phone # give them theirs and see if they notice.
8. Answer their questions with questions.
9. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
10. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.
11. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
12. Stutter on the letter "p."
13. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.
14. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."
15. Change your accent every three seconds.
16. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
17. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
18. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.
19. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
20. Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" See how they respond.
21. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
22. Imitate the order taker's voice.
23. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
24. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
25. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?"
26. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound.
27. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
28. Eliminate verbs from your speech.
29. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.
30. Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
31. Ask to see a menu.
32. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."
33. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
34. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.
35. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to stop doing that.
36. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.
37. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?"
38. Psychoanalyze the order taker.
39. Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.
40. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
41. Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.
42. If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words."
43. Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.
44. Try to talk while drinking something.
45. Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and. . . action!"
46. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
47. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
48. Be vague in your order.
49. Use CB lingo where applicable.
50. If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order.
51. After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
52. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."
53. State your order and say that's as far as this relationship is going to get.
54. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
55. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
56. Say "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that.
57. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.
58. Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.
59. Put them on hold.
60. Teach the order taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.
61. Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'."
62. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.
63. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"
64. When you've given the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."
65. Haggle.
66. Order a one-inch pizza.
67. Order term life insurance.
68. When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"
69. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
70. While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed.
71. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he/she says it, say "Please don't mention that word."
72. Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background. Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired.
73. If he/she suggests a side order, ask why he/she is punishing you.
74. Ask if the pizza has had its shots.
75. Order a steamed pizza.
helped posted by Matt Martin.

what up

2005-12-14T16:33:10Z

whats up yawl? i'm just sittin' here in the libary talkin to matt, and kristin.

future__marine @ 2005-12-11T16:13:00

2005-12-11T21:25:38Z

future__marine @ 2005-12-11T15:31:00

2005-12-11T20:49:43Z

today is another boring day. i'm grounded so i can't go outside. nobodys home and i can't call my gf because i don't have her #. somebody talk to me......PLEASE.

future__marine @ 2005-12-09T21:48:00

2005-12-10T02:59:51Z

future__marine @ 2005-12-09T19:11:00

2005-12-10T00:26:24Z

hey, everbody i'm just sitting at home waiting for some one to reply. so somebody write back.

So Boring

2005-12-09T18:12:44Z

Today was boring. I didn't have time to do anything I wanted. I wanted it to be a snow day, but it seems fate was dealing the right cards.... I hate karma....